Gay Man Seeks Lesbian Wife

Dear Brian,
I am a boy and want to get married to a very nice and decent girl but my problem is I am a homosexual and wants to settle by having a happy married life --but if I get married to a normal girl I understand that I may not be able to satisfy her sexually ---so I would prefer meeting a lesbian and if we match I prefer getting married ---but i haven't come across any lesbian in my life till date.  Can you please help me to know a few ,please give me a suggestion and please tell me how.  I will marry her and try to give her all the peace and happiness on earth possible from my side and am serious about it. Thank you.
- Ash

Dear Ash,
First of all, a homosexual is not likely to have a "happy married life" with a girl, "normal" or otherwise. A male homosexual is only going to be happy with a man. Since you know you're gay, marrying a "very nice and decent girl" would not be a very nice or decent thing to do irregardless of whether you can satisfy her sexual needs. YOU'LL never be satisfied and in addition to sneaking around to have sex with men behind her back (naughty, naughty), you'll be living a lie. Before long, you'll probably grow resentful of the situation and take it out on her, as if it's her fault she's not the man you really want and need.

As for your interest in marrying a lesbian, well, how would you plan to satisfy her sexual needs? You can't, but an "arrangement" between a gay man and a lesbian is certainly preferable to duping a straight girl into marriage when you know it's a charade. But now you'll have two closeted people hiding their true selves from the world. If that's what you want, there may be some hope. If you're truly a "boy" and, therefore, too young to be on the prowl in a gay bar (some are "mixed," catering to both gay men and lesbians), your best bet would be to take out a classified ad seeking a lesbian who wants to keep up "straight" appearances by getting hitched to a homo.

Better yet, read your local gay newspaper's directory of social events to find out where gays and lesbians gather in your area. Go to those places and, who knows, maybe you'll meet a lesbian with needs similar to your own. But the best advice I can give you is to forget about marrying a woman of any sexual orientation. Be true to yourself. Find yourself a man. That's the only way for a male homosexual to live a happy, "normal" life.

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